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here to create your own religion
Here's mine (created while listening to a story about the new Charlie's Angels movie in the next room):
From the most cute regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Ansel Adams, bringing to you the wisdom and dirt of the lost city of Vegas. To usher in the New Age of burlesque you must heed my words and to count lovely. The time is soon when the space vw bugs of our galactic cousins will return and our collective sweetness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the leg chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd lower back shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner counterpart. We must feel the inner counterpart, become the inner counterpart, to jump it like it was a cake. We must accept our karmic past, and as our yogi master, Drew Barrymore, always says 'The true form of a batter is actually a silver question , but enlightenment is like a super actor on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no slave or anti-slave, only one great and omnipresent hunter.
here to create your own religion
Here's mine (created while listening to a story about the new Charlie's Angels movie in the next room):
From the most cute regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Ansel Adams, bringing to you the wisdom and dirt of the lost city of Vegas. To usher in the New Age of burlesque you must heed my words and to count lovely. The time is soon when the space vw bugs of our galactic cousins will return and our collective sweetness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the leg chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd lower back shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner counterpart. We must feel the inner counterpart, become the inner counterpart, to jump it like it was a cake. We must accept our karmic past, and as our yogi master, Drew Barrymore, always says 'The true form of a batter is actually a silver question , but enlightenment is like a super actor on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no slave or anti-slave, only one great and omnipresent hunter.